{"id":2798,"date":"2019-09-26T17:55:09","date_gmt":"2019-09-27T00:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/?p=2798"},"modified":"2019-10-07T17:58:05","modified_gmt":"2019-10-08T00:58:05","slug":"rudy-the-rat-on-official-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/?p=2798","title":{"rendered":"Rudy the Rat on “official business”"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Erik Dolson<\/em><\/p>\n

So, Donnie Boastful tells Ukraine on the phone that it needs to play ball if it wants weapons to defend itself against further Russian aggression. Maybe he\u2019s telling his Russian friends that now would be a good time to throw a little scare into Ukraine, ya know, just to soften them up a little.<\/p>\n

The goodfellahs in Donnie Boastful\u2019s not-quite-as-White-House scramble to bury the transcript of that phone call because it smells like a dead fish, it\u2019s got high crimes and misdemeanors spread over it like rancid mayo\u2018d tuna oozed out from an overstuffed \u201cAll About Me\u201d greed roll.<\/span><\/p>\n

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They code the transcript and hide it under the stack of \u201cClassified – Security Clearance Required\u201d papers that sit in the corner that Donnie needs to read to do his job but he never does, because he believes his job is to be DONNIE! and everything else is just a distraction.<\/p>\n

So he then sends his personal lawyer \u2014 not State Department officials, not diplomats or ambassadors \u2014 his own lawyer, Rudy Raat Face, aka Rudy the Rat, to Spain to meet with Ukraine and discuss that little \u201cfavor\u201d he referred to on the phone, you know, (whisper it) that Biden investigation…<\/p>\n

And Rudy the Rat points out, again, that there\u2019s people over in America that Donnie can tap to work on this end, the attorney general, in fact, Donnie Boastful calls him \u201cMy Attorney General\u201d when he\u2019s not calling him \u201cMy Bill Barr\u201d when he\u2019s not calling him \u201cBilly the Bat\u201d for the way he beat on that Meuller guy.<\/p>\n

Donnie thinks it\u2019s great having his very own attorney general that he doesn\u2019t even have to pay! because Donnie Boastful thinks he\u2019s the most important man in the history of history, and using the Justice Department to smear a political opponent is justified because what hurts Donnie hurts America, because America depends on Donnie, Donnie is America.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Erik Dolson<\/em><\/p>\n

So, Donnie Boastful tells Ukraine on the phone that it needs to play ball if it wants weapons to defend itself against further Russian aggression. Maybe he\u2019s telling his Russian friends that now would be a good time to throw a little scare into Ukraine, ya know, just to soften them up a little.<\/p>\n

The goodfellahs in Donnie Boastful\u2019s not-quite-as-White-House scramble to bury the transcript of that phone call because it smells like a dead fish, it\u2019s got high crimes and misdemeanors spread over it like rancid mayo\u2018d tuna oozed out from an overstuffed \u201cAll About Me\u201d \u2026 Read more\u2026 → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3mcOb-J8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2799,"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2798\/revisions\/2799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erikdolson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}