“Would you like to go to Bocas del Toro in March? Let’s stay a month. Get out of winter. I know a great little place on the water.”
“But I don’t even know you!” you said.
“You would after a month in Bocas.” I say this with a smile, but it’s pretty much true.
“But you don’t even know me!”
“I would after a month in Bocas.” I was being flippant, I admit it.
“That’s just insane.”
“I prefer crazy.”
“You can use either word,” you say. “They’re synonyms.”
“No, I meant, I prefer crazy. Prefer it over the ordinary, or the conventional, or the really truly rational. I’d rather not spend the last of my days being too rational.”
“Why do you say ‘last of your days?’ Are you sick?”
“No. Just crazy. And that’s not a synonym for sick.”
“So why are these the last of your days?”
“Each today is the last of your days. By definition.” I say this with a smile.
“That isn’t how that’s supposed to be used.” You’re getting frustrated.
“But that’s how I prefer to live.”
“What if you don’t like me?” you ask. I don’t blame you for being a little nervous.
“If I didn’t, I wouldn’t suggest we go to Bocas together.”
“What if I don’t like you?” you asked.
“I guess you go home. Or go to Belize. No, that’s not a good idea, I may go to Belize after Bocas, and if you don’t like me, there might not be room for both of us. It’a a small country. So how about it?”
“How about what?”
“Bocas del Toro. Or Belize. Thailand? Bali? Fiji? I’ll pay for airfare and the hotels. We’ll split meals unless we fall in love.”
“What happens then?”
“That would be a really great way to spend the last of our todays, no matter how many we have left.”
“May I think about it?”
“Of course, but don’t take too long.”
“Because I don’t want to spend the last of my days waiting. That would be insane, and I’m not crazy.”